4.15.14

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Hi. I hope you all had at least half as good a weekend as I had.

I had adventures in The City (San Francisco) on Friday/Saturday. I got to stay awake for twenty four hours, which is not something I can say normally. In general, I flounce back and forth between insomnia and near-narcolepsy.

So, we can all agree that I am not parent material. I’m barely kid material. It boggles the mind that I was ever young at all. It seems as if I popped out tiny but fully formed from some Virginia Woolf essay.

Or so they say.

Special guest appearance by my imaginary genderless child, Princess Mastercard Ronnie.

Oh jeeze, here’s some birth control: Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter.

Love,
Tabia B.
Sperm Donor

5.6.14

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Greetings, earthlings. I hope things is okay for youse, but I doubts it.

It has been a bad week for multiple people. Why? What’s going on? Is Mercury in retrograde? I thought everything was supposed to get better for everyone as I aged. Someone told me I was promised that by Dan Savage.

Here’s some silver lining, though: I am going to see Ursula K. Le Guin tonight. Some kind of hootenanny, if I’m not mistaken.

Why can’t adults ever just get along without alcohol/substances? Agreeing to disagree is not the end of the problem, it’s the cessation of communication. I’m not saying there’s only one right way, I’m just saying why are you having an argument in the first place?

Arguments should lead to makeouts. BOOM. World peace.

With tongue: Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter.

Love,
Tabia B.
Disagreein’ With a Gopher