Punch-a-Bear Archives Drawing for 5.27.14
Hi. I hope you aren’t sneezing. Some of us… not so lucky.
Sometimes you like to have something and it’s just for you. Like… a: pony, handkerchief, special plate, lucky sock, secret acorn, fairy, rusty nail, secret hiding place, sordid affair, mug, piece of string.
That is a comprehensive list of all of the things it is okay not to share.
I can get Chinese food delivered to my house. I know some of you were worried about that, but it’s okay. Crisis over.
I hope that, in the future, we all get government-assigned living quarters. Mostly because I think everything should be controlled by the government. Why not?
Bullshit!: Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter.
Love,
Tabia B.
Lieutenant Sparkles